#116 :
this is so called RANDOM post.
because no specific theme.
just post random stuffs.
nice way to relieve stress, esp. before a common test.
ESP. chinese.
XD
erm, jokes first.
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1. A green apple walks down the road and meets a red apple.
Green apple said, "You love me, because your face is red when you see me"
OH~ SO COLD.
next next one.
2. Mary asks Jane, "How do you stir a bowl of hot red bean soup, using left or right hand?"
Jane said, "Oh, right hand"
Mary exclaimed, "WOW! Your right hand is made of steel, not afraid of hot one right. I must use ladle der leh"
AIYOHHH, ANTARTICA AHHH.
so freezing.
okayyyy, enuff of jokes.
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aiyahhhh, no time lerrrr.
actually want post a story that has a GREAT MORAL behind it.
aaiyahhhh, sacrifice my sleeping time luh.
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In a class, Robot is good in robotics, China is good in chinese, Angmoh is good in English, Crap is good in crapping (like duh)
So this guy called the name as REALISTICIST did something.
robotics project, he shouted ROBOT, I DO WITH YOU.
chinese homework, he shouted CHINA, I COPY FROM YOU!
english test, he shouted ANGMOH, I COPY FROM YOU!
recess time, he shouted CRAP, LETS GO DOWN AND CRAP TOGETHER!
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a simple stupid story made up by me.
yes, i am the author.
the inspiration came from life experience.
you know whatis reality? then you know what is realistic.
there are so many people that are so realistic.
they just are so how-to-say ah?
very what lor.
they dunno that, once they do project with Robot, and the next english project when they want to do with Angmoh, they DUN EVER know Robot's feelings.
Robot stays there and wait and say "I thought i do with you before?"
this is not stupid of Robot, this is QI1PIAN4GAN3QING2.
i am not any theory-guys.
i am just fed up with people around me that is so DAM realistic.
one, changes partner.
another, once A got the honour, IMMEDIATELY leh, rush to A and PRE-BOOK him for another competition.
OH, PLEASE.
look into the mirror,
and see your face.
you will think you are happy coz you got the "TOP QUALITY"
you NEVER EVER CARE for those other qualities waiting on the shelves for you.
their feelings.
oops, too agitated.
XD
HU~~XI~~HU~~XI~~
just now talked to benjamin&arnold.
i dun believe benjamin would say that.
idun think so.
BTW, PUBLIC ANNONCEMENT: i accept korkor, jiejie, meimei, didi.
the more the merrier.
ESP.KORKOR.
coz, i am the eldest at hme.
& never know whats the feeling to be younger.
so, please offer!
[:
leo_truezlover@hotmail.com
MOST likely i will agree.
XD
okayyy, sleep ler.
byebye
shenqhui.