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298: TOP10 I CANNOOOOOOOOT BELIEVE LAH!

Thursday, June 11 @ 22:29

this is a photo-photo post :D
see how people shout, speak, look or whatever to show you:
the top10 I CANNOOOOOOOOOOOT BELIEVE LAH!
(not according to rank, credits: faved devianart [:)

NUMBER #1: Singaporeans actually got heart okay!

I was waiting for lrt & was sitting on the bench,
reading TACN, then lrt CAME.
I stood up & waited by the platform,
then a middleage office guy came tapping my shoulder,
& pointed to the bench.
"is that yours?"
MY WALLET :D
"thanks,"
who say Singapore spirit is just about kias*?
Singaporeans are kind okay, although they don't remind you of your shoelaces like the Chinese.

NUMBER #2: I actually have no feelings!

On the bus, I didn't get a seat. I stood with my hand holding to TACN (again),
then I felt a vibration SOMEWHERE,
so I knew, AHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHH, MY PHONE, CONFIRM.
then I opened my bag & shoved my things in the bag aside coz I knew my phone would have slide to the side.
EH, DUN HAVE LEH!
then, I went to take out my books, bottle, pencil case out & search all corners of inside the bag.
DUN HAVE LEH.
With all my books & stuffs on my right hand, awkwardly, i put in my left hand into my pocket.
._.
it's inside there.

NUMBER #3: Famous doctor?!

I found out that, the doctor who attitude-d me,
& I somehow managed to have his contacts,
& I anyhow email him to do the interview anyhow talk,
IS THE MOST FAMOUS PLASTIC SURGEON IN S'PORE?
DR WOFFLES WU, you know meh?!

NUMBER #4: CHANGI PRISON?

Mrs ann was talking with her lawyer friend about helping us with an interview,

then talktalktalk,

she mentioned CHANGI PRISON & CRIMINALS.

?!

NUMBER #5: Who is it again?

I was waiting outside the library with my bag,

& I saw two guy walking out the library, then one was holding to a Squashracket, I think.

Then I thought it was XXXXXX,

so I didn't really care & turned back & looked for my foolscap paper in my bag.

Then when I turned back,

I got a shock cos it was Shyh Horng (Dunno is it spelt like this :X),

I didn't expect him, & he to remember me anyway.

He was like, going to smile but not smiling at me, but I smiled back & he walked away.

To come to think about it, who was it that I thought he was in the first place?

I can't remember, think for 20 minutes, still can't remember who I thought it was at first :/

NUMBER #6: You cry for what lar!

I was in the lrt going back home, then there's this toddler on this pram who kept crying and screaming,

& his mother seemed nonchalent & ignored his cryings,

from bukitpanjang to segar station total 3 stations he kept crying and struggling,

I thought maybe he got a belt around his waist so he was feeling uncomfortable.

ITE, just before the lrt arrived at the station, his brother helped to push the pram forward & the toddler grabbed hold of a pole & HE SMILED?

HE HAD BEEN CRYING FOR SO LONG JUST FOR THIS POLE?

NUMBER #7: Tell you print you never print!

Perhaps I am undergoing too much stress or something :D,

I was having my nap halfway then I got up & threw my temper.

I kept shouting at my bro like some maddog for not helping me print my dunno-what.

"Tell you print you never print!"

Prob is: I woke up, I forgot everything.

I only recalled is some 18-page thing?

NUMBER #8: EAT :D

Mum actually took out Kinderbueno for me to eat during the Ultimatum.

I still remembered how she flared up when she found out I spam Kinderbueno on some moumou day. HAHAHH,

NUMBER #9: I remembered already larh!

I KNOW WHO WAS IT ALR LAARRRRRH.

I thought it was Seah Ying Cong in the first place lah, D:

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

I din know I managed to recall, hoh.

NUMBER #10: I laughed LIKE HELL while listening to fmyes933.

you know listening to fmyes933 can make you laugh till stomach bleed?

Esp. from 11pm onwards Zhouchongqing spam jokes.

Here's one:

Q: One day, a wolf went up to a Singapore MRT train & when this train travelled to the next station, 10 lambs went onboard. Guess how many lambs are eaten by the wolf.

Answer in next post! [: