350: In public, will shy la!
Friday, September 18 @ 22:26
I am not just shocked.
I don't care what you do behind your curtains at home, but this is public,
P-U-B-L-I-C,
we share the same area, and let me warn you, you better don't make me feel disgusted/awkward.
Things which you will fail doing them good in public,
there're eyes to see, and noses to smell :D
one by one, you'll be forever favourably noted with all these blunders.
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At home,
my mum loves to fry chicken wings.
Then you see the chicken wings, waaaaaa, yummy yum.
So without even washing your hands, you quickly pick up one with your assumed-clean hands and munch on it straight.
In public, this is different (:
I attended this buffet with my friends,
& one of the dish being chicken wings.
I took one, cos I didn't remember at that point in time the burden it carried later on when I was on the table with it in front of me.
I got a fork and a spoon with me.
And now everything's about high-class, everyone's acting high class~,
so if you use your hands like how you do at home, a straightaway opinion about you:
"You are a dirty oily fellow which doesn't know basic table manners,"
So I restricted using my hands, I mustn't use my hands.
And I clumsily used my spoon and fork to cut the chicken wing up and ate the meat small piece by piece,
and I spent 5min on one wing.
Sometimes it got really troublesome and irritating,
you just can't tolerate anymore and pull your hands down to pick the wing up,
twist and turn, and munch on it.
But next thing you know:
1. Your hands is oily/sauce-y.
2. Your friend(s) is/are looking at you.
3. PEOPLE ARE looking at you.
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At home,
where most of the closed ones exist,
when they catch you with a piece of veggie stuck between your teeth,
they just laugh at it, and to you,
it's nothing embarrassing as they're people who joke and you can take it.
But when similar things come people don't rinse their mouths after eating,
you spot veggie, meat, orange flesh, apple flesh, seaweed stuck in some teeth in your friends.
What will you do?
Will you ignore and pretend, and try to restrain the overwhelming urge to laugh beneath your heart,
or will you remind politely that, "hey! do you want to go to the toilet and take a look at your teeth?"
The common situation is,
that I treat myself that I didn't see anything stuck there; oh, that's just an illusion.
And look elsewhere when talking to the victims to remind and avoid yourself from laughing.
But you may want to help,
cos you don't want more people to see it, and more people to laugh at him/her for her beautiful teeth,
the reminder can be offending, depending on your tone,
the mindset of the victim,
and how big the stucked thing is.
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* This last example may be abit gross,
if you're eating now, strongly advised to stop here.
People fart, I mean, this is a fact unquestionable.
Something wrong with the food, something wrong with my digestive system, something wrong with my intestine,
too much gas, too much methane, too much moisture,
THUS,
I fart.
But when you are walking/sitting in a group/public,
how do you control your fart or minimise the chances of being discovered if you just cannot stop the gas from releasing out of the body.
When people walk, and they want to fart,
if you continue to walk, chances are the fart will come out with a high pitch melody,
as legs alternate, friction occurs.
So solution: you can stop suddenly by the roadside, fitting two legs tight together and closes any gaps which allos fart-releasing possible.
When people sit, and they want to fart,
you can't possibly stand up and run away.
Sorry, even before you manage to leave your seat, say goodbye to your body gas & the air will be floating with a wonderful scent soon.
Solution is that you just have to pray hard that the one you are releasing is a gentle one, is one at small amounts.
And sit really tight and forcefully on the seat, to minimize any sound output which may penetrate.
Most cases are: you succeed.
And you're glad.
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Life's experiences,
are different, everywhere, everytime.
Not that I am bored and decide to say all these disgusting stuff out,
just to let you know,
life's full of surprises.
You won't be only restricted to one style one format one way,
life's such that you can train your spontaneous reaction many times in your journey on Earth.
No style, a freestyle.